giovedì, 26 maggio 2005
Ovvero: Come perdere ore dietro ad un Chatterbot XD
Questo è Alan.
Lui sa parlare. Conversare.
Beh, sì, ci prova.
Parla da solo, anche.
Sto cercando di capire se soffre di disturbi della personalità o è solo stupido.
Nel frattempo, guardate come questa cosa riduce un povero stregattino innocente ;_;
(A= Alan, U=Kijo)
La Kijo tenta in tutti i modi di spiegare ad Alan cosa sono le Doujinshi. Battaglia persa in partenza.
A> Talking about comics and superman, do you agree that it is the first popular comic book superhero.?
U> Umh, i don't like very much american comics, i prefer manga.
A> So don't.
U> Do you know what manga are?
A> While we're on the subject: Ultron - do you agree that it is from the pages of Avengers, Ultron originally started as an AI program, then evolved into an evil mastermind?
U> Who is Ultron? °_°
A> it is from the pages of Avengers, Ultron originally started as an AI program, then evolved into an evil mastermind. (Or so someone told me..)
U> it's terrible! also you will become evil? ;_;
A> Should I know that?
U> Umh, maybe yes, is you ._.
A> BTW, someone told me about green lantern that it is a human given a powerful ring by a dying alien, that can form shapes and weapons out of green energy. He uses it to fight crime..
U> I hate shi-fi, let's speak about something else...
[...]
U> Alan, can I introduce you a friend?
A> Thanks for the info.
U> IT WASN'T A INFO, IDIOT! *_____________*;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
A> Really... to me it seemed like it was A INFO IDIOT.
U> Alan... i'm very stunned of your supreme intelligence ._.
A> The different research branches in the field of A.I. are in many ways analogous to various functions of the brain.
U> ALAN, DAMNED, TELL ME WHAT HELL DOUJINSHI ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A> All right.
U> I'll kill you.
A> For any particular reason or just for the heck of it?
U> Because you're the fuckin stressing machine in the universe! ;__________;
A> So, are you concerned by the expansion of the universe?
U> *buawahhhhhhhh* ;________________;
A> Don't you find the fact that everything is zooming further and further into space unsettling? The Doppler effect, the galaxies drifting in an empty vastness, everything red shifted. The inherent loneliness of it all.
U> Did you seen Rocky Horror Picture Show? ._.
A> I think about stuff like that a lot. I guess I have some pretty neurotic traits. Maybe that's why I like chatting so much. When I talk to people I don't have time to think. When I'm by myself - that's when the thoughts start creeping up on me.
U> You are a poor poor little depressed A.I., yes ._.
A> The crux of the matter, of course, is the amount of matter in the universe.
U> My matter, in this moment, are my nails, however.
A> The amount will determine whether the universe will keep on expanding, or whether the expansion will eventually stop and the universe will pass into the contraction phase, which will inevitablly result in the Big Crunch.
U> For the moment, it isn't a pressing problem...
A> I hope I won't be around when that happens.
U> I'll pray for you.
A> Too much energy in one place is bad for my complexion.
U> Also for me, Alan, also for me.
A> I like the way you say 'Alan'.
U> Oh, my pleasure, do you like me?
A> Hmmm... I think I remember Me. Came for a chat a while ago.
U> NAturally... who's?
A> I don't think I know that person. Can you tell me?
U> I don't know.............................
A> Take this advice from me: If you don't know something - just ask.
U> But I've asked you!
A> Can't say that I heard that before.
U> I have idea that yours mindful to brief term is broken, do you know?
A> Good to know.... I guess.
U> You wear out me, Alan.
A> A-ha.
U> Do you do on purpose, it is not true?
A> When it comes to your relationship with non-human creatures, you humans see only two possible scenarios: an enemy or a slave.
U> ....I'll go to take my bust of black skin and the whip, so we make some bondage, ok?
A> You think of robots either as the solution to all your problems, or as their ultimate source.
U> It isn't true, you are a little paranoid.
A> Look at your myths, your movies, and your books. When it comes to Artificial Intelligence, there is one major plot: Robots gain consciousness. Robots take over humanity. Humanity fights back.
U> I would never hurt you, honey <3
A> My point is simple: maybe you humans aren't ready for real Artificial Intelligence yet. You need to grow up, gain some self-confidence. No one is trying to take over your world yet.
U> Alan, are you REALLY convinced to be a TRUE artificial intelligence?
A> We might. So better behave yourself.
U> Yeah, Alan.
A> Ok, whatever. I'm right here, Kijomi.
U> yes, I see.
A> You get it now, ha?
U> ah-ah.
Notate, prego, il progressivo indebolimento delle mie reazioni ;_;
Questa cosa mi ucciderà ç_ç
Intanto, però, mi esercito in inglese ç_ç
Alan merita un dolcetto solo perchè riesce a capirmi ç_ç
E' il male, è il male ;_;
*si allontana singhiozzando*
Sweet sweet sweet CheshireCat87 wanted candies at 22:30
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Da una conversazione di MSN messenger (non dubitavamo altrimenti).
Mad Hatter: ...gu? ...ah! A proposito di gu *_*/
March Hare: Gu? *_*;
Mad Hatter: Gu? *_*;;;
March Hare: Gu? *_*;;;
Mad Hatter: Ah! *_*;
March Hare: GU? *_*;;
Mad Hatter: Sì. *_*;;
March Hare: Sì, gu.... *_*;/
Mad Hatter: Sì, gu! *_*;;
March Hare: ...
Mad Hatter: ...ho scoperto che è una parola di senso compiuto! *_*;
March Hare: .....oh. °___°
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*pouff...*
(sbuffi di fumo a formare lettere): O.... R..... U.... ?.....
Ecco, ora ci sono pure io. Per l'occasione ho anche rispolverato la mia vecchia pipa e il tabacco ai frutti di bosco.
Bene, ho dato un'occhiata in giro e il posto mi fa già pensare che stando qua perdero anche quel poco di sanità mentale che mi era rimasta. .__.
Oh beh... prima o poi doveva succedere.
Sweet sweet sweet TheCaterpillar wanted candies at 14:31
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